Monday, June 29, 2009

HOW WILL YOU KNOW

How Will You Know?
Pano mo malalaman na love ka ng boyfriend mo?!.. hmmmm?....

1. proud siya sayo, kahit kasama nya tropa nya "baby, honey etc." pa rin ang tawag nya sa iyo
2. gusto mong subukan? halimbawa: may lakad sila ng barkada nya, magyaya ka ng date.. kung ikaw ang pinili nya, YEHEY! love ka nun
3. kahit sang lupalop siya ng mundo NEVER nyang iooff ang cellphone nya kase baka tumawag ka at mag alala.. BONUS: mag iiloveu sya kahit may makarinig pang ibang tao.
4. kahit walang gift, alam nyang anniversary nyo
5. sa sobrang pag seselos nya, binabasa nya ang mga text msgs mo.. mas matanong mas makulit. mas mahal ka nun!
6. imbis na proud sya kasi maganda ka, gusto ka pa niyang pumanget to the point na sya na lang ang titingin sayo!
7. ikaw lang ang may karapatang pumuyat sa kanya
8. wag mu lang shang pansinin ng konte, nag dududa na, "MAY PROBLEMA BA?" tampo.. tampo..
9. punta sya sa bahay mo kahit alam mong nahihiya sya sa parents mo..
10. kasama mu siyang magshopping ng damit, basta pili mo.. un ang isusuot nya kasi maganda sa paningin mo..
11. kahit yosi boy sya, never shang papahuli kasi ayaw mo ng smoker.
12. mumurahin nya sa msg/text kung sino man ung "secret admirer" mo .. kapag di pa sha kuntento mag papakilala pa shang "SIYA" ang bf mo..
13. AWAY NA NAMAN???! kung gusto mong matapos.. umiyak ka lang at sha na ung mag "so SORRY"
14. lahat ng lutuin mo kahit alam mong palpak VERY GOOD para sknya.. hehe
15. nagtatanong sya tungkol sa future plans "mo" inaalam nya kung kasama "siya" dun
16. lahat ng ikwento mo sa kanya kahit hindi sya interesado.. natatandaan nya
17. palagi nyang sinisinghot ung buhok mo. guys.. BAT NGA BA??!
18. he kisses with eyes shut..pero minsan sinisilip nya ng palihim ung itsura mo
19. bagsakan mo ng phone. tatawag uli yun!
20. picture mo LANG ang nsa wallet nya
21. hindi siya mahihiyang umiyak para saiyo....


Monday, June 22, 2009

JOKE TIME

i've read it on friendster..can't help kundi 2mawa..i might as well share it sa inyo.,hehhe..

Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.

Bata : Takot ako bunot ipin!
Doktor: Wag ka takot bigyan kita gamot,pangpatapang!
(inom gamot)
Doktor: O tapang ka na?
Bata: Sige galawin mo ipin ko! babasagin ko bungo mo!!!_,_.___


AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili

Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya sa
likud o,"'SAFARI'."


Bakla at Macho nagkasabay sa CR...
Bakla: Ang laki naman nyan sayo...
Macho: Wala na tong silbi kasi iniwan na ako ng GF ko... puputulin ko na
lang at ipapakain sa aso!
Bakla: aw! aw!aw!

Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala

Sunday, June 21, 2009

MISS MY PHONE...huhuhu!


huhuhu..its been 2 weeks n ata or 3 weeks..sira phone qoh..huhu..ahmm its just a simple phone but practical..Nokia 3110classic..alala qoh i bought it last December2008 after qong mbili ung computer qoh.,(yeah yaman aq at that time weh.. single kc..hahaha!)kea im using now eh ung cell ng sis qoh..an alcatel model..darn!

but hey aus n pla xa kc ndala q na xa sa Nokia Service Center.. thanks God for the warranty..ready for pick up n xa un nga lng may fee daw n P200 kc may nbasa daw sa loob..chicken! if i know chicken lng nila un..eh software lng nmn prob nun..eneweiz much better n un kesa sa mga ibang taga-gawa lng mlamang tinanso na ang my beloved cellphone qoh:) hehe! un nga lng goodbye sa mga Notes entries qoh dun..prang diary n kc ung cellphone q n un..sabagay its a good thing nren cguro n nasira xa kc at least pra n xang brand new ule..burado n fully ang mga past entries..:) hmmmm try qoh xa pick up tom sa SM megamall..nde muna qoh uwi after my shift..wait q nlng mg -open..MISS U CELLPHY!

bkit may mga taong PASAWAY?









ang sarap2x ng tulog mo..ur having a nice dream..mgkikiss n daw keo ni Brendan Fraser (delicious xa sa Encino Man movie nea) when suddenly ng-alarm ang cellphone! Arrrghh! Why now?!


well actually gnyan lng nmn ang ngyari sken pero some sort of methaphor lng nman ang ginawa q..lam mo un,everything is going smoothly sa life u..after a devastating experience..(broke up with my cebuanong ex..c Naruto..and finally letting go of my 5yrs relationship, c PJ,,gulo ba??)And when ur ok na,.ang laki na ng progress mo ng pglimot..like:

a. After nea bumalik from Cebu,nde qoh na cnisilip ang friendster account ni Naruto and kung cnu mang my connect s knya (aside from his niece,she's nice to me kc)
b. As soon as he left,tinapon qoh n ung sim nmen or lets just say nde q n hinanap after q mamisplaced (2sims ng Sun n pahirapan nmn ang signal) Same with all our texts, and folder nea sa cellphone qoh,i erased it all.
c.Kahit memorized qoh ung number nea i never tried na itext xa or kung sino mang my connect s knya..why pa?? i still have my pride no..
d.i already sent him a message last May pa on one of his accounts saying that i totally agreee with him when we broke up..and i think i still have a copy of it..it goes like this:

"hey !just wanna apologize s mga inarte q b4 we said gudbye.,iyak2x and everything.,maybe im just vulnerable at that time.,nttawa nlng me pag naalala q un.,hehe!.,Just wanna say thank u kz after u left i realize n ur RIGHT bout the break up thing.,wla nmn tlga pa22nguhan.,tama u.,its the best thing 4 both of us.specifically 4 me kc it gave me d opportunity 2 do other things wid my work & frenz.,Im full of happiness and contented with my life now.,and i know ikaw ren kc u made d right decision.,Belated & Wish u all d best in life :) CIao!"

i just don't know if i really mean the "sorry part" cause in the 1st place i dont have to apologize but hey ive said it..so wla ng bawian..hehe! touch-move kumbaga..so it just simply means that im O-V-E-R H-I-M na?? but like what is stated sa title may mga taong arrghhh PASAWAY..

Well nangyari xa a few days ago..im relaxing in front of my computer.. watching a movie..when all of sudden my older sis (let's just call her "Mongo") told me "Hey i forgot 2 tell u,tinext qoh pla c Naruto using ur Sun sim,npulot qoh kc kea ginamit qoh" (since her old sun sim daw eh ngloko) and i said "WHAT?? bkit mo ginawa un?? ano iisipin ng mga un?? n aq ngtext?? " im almost in a panic..but she said ngpakilala nmn daw xa as my ate.,and gusto nea lng sabihin kay Naruto na she gave birth na last May20..(close??ahm cguro kc nkkalaro nmen c ate ng card games while andi2 pa sa Manila c Naruto..)
So un nga pinaloadan nea and nkita nea dun sa cell ng nephew qoh ung number ni Naruto (dun nea kc ininsert) ..aun tinext nea lng naman ng "Hello!" and u know cnu ngreply s kanya...aww ang girlfriend..haha..and here's the wlang kamatayang reply (according to my ate Mongo,dont know bout the whole story weh) ...

...the girl said "Pwede ba kung cnu ka man,wag k ng mgtitext sa Boyfriend qoh!" .....
...xempre my ever loka2xng sister nde ppyag then she replied "Taray ha?"...
...then the girl said "ah basta wag k ng mgtitext d2 sa number ng boyfriend qoh!"
...my ate ayaw paawat,replied " Mauus ang text qoh bgla mo qng babanatan ng ganyang text,nde nman ikaw ang kaylangan q..kea ka cguro iniiwan ng bf mo dahil ang sama ng ugali mo..wag kang mg-alala wlang aagaw sa boyfriend mo..iyong-iyo n yan,if gusto mo i-posas mo sa bewang mo ng nde mkawala! (LAUGHS! bad me pero i must admit natawa me d2: PEACE!:])
....ahm then may sumingit..c Naruto daw..he said "c Naruto 2,pls wag k ng mgtext d2.." ouch ha! lakas ng loob mgsalita.,haha nlng.,!

So un lng ang alam qoh sa mga texts nila.,nde q lam pnu cla ntapos sa pagtitext.,aside from that nde q n alam at nde nren me mxado nkinig kc my pinapanood nga me nun..Twilight ata..i forgot..anyways..my concern is : bka iniisip nila na aqoh ung ngtext or may alam me sa pgtetext n un.,DUH! if my balak me itext ung guy n un bkit now pa? eh d dpat noon pa nung my interest p qoh..its almost 2months mgka-interes pb qoh after all ng lahat ng ginawa nea.?!

Anyway i dont have to worry ren nmn kc lam q n Naruto knows me well.,npkamahinahon qng tao.,i dont pick fights..And wla nren me blak paguluhin life nila and lalo naman ang life qoh now na.,saya2x ng buhay qoh now here s Manila,pguluhin qoh ba ule..? tsk..tsk..nkkatwa lng kc less than 2months and laki pren ng epekto qoh sa life nila.,haha..am i a threat?? Sbagay 8yrs ngdalawang isip sa 4months..shame d ba.,what more p kea if napa-aga dating qoh noh at same place lng kmi...HAist.,doesnt matter hehehe.,i dont wanna think of it nren.,bsta me im happy..basta im happy nren fror them kc they both deserve each other and i don't deserve a guy like him..heheh..yaw q nren mag text pra mgexplain dhil naisip qoh i dont care den nmn khit anu isipin nila,.tpos nman n chapter ng guy n un sa life qoh.!

Hello tommorow sabi nga :)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

TWILIGHT SAGA

haist ok guys,.im done n watching it..and isa lng nlaman qoh..IM in LOVE..haha! yeah with Edward Cullen..so mysterious and ravishing..i told my sister (who's also psulyap2 while im watching) ang sarap cguro mgka-BF ng vampire..nah i know its impossible..kc if may vampire man sa mundo eh mga ka2lad qoh ren n gising pag gabi..i like him nde lang dahil he's cute ah..wla lng sooo gentleman kc and kitang-kita how much he loves and alagaan c Bella..hmmmm....ill find my Edward Cullen den in the future..much,much better guy pa kesa sa mga ex..:) La cla panama kay Edward Cullen qoh..he's so freakin handsome, i can't get over him..!

New Moon here i come..! :)

see the pic?? ung pasan ni Edward c Bella..grabe if lhat
ng lalake gya nea eh d wla ng traffic sa mundo..at tipid pa
sa pamasahe..my bodyguard k pa pag ng-sleep..LOLZ!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

TWILIGHT CRAZE

haist..everytime i open my computer..days won't pass na nde me nkkabasa ng articles,news and blogs bout the movie "Twilight"..its freaking me out..! Grabe,not because i hate this movie ha..ive heard a lot of positive comments..the reason why is.."NDE Q PAH XA NPPANOOD EVER!"..i know,i know..u might think im a geek..huli sa uso..but i don't know everytime my hit na romance movie lage me wla interest panoorin or nde me mgkaron ng time panoorin..not because mahal ang sine,becoz anjan nmn ang DVD at computer..pero whenever i have the time iba pinapanood qoh..haist..maybe because ayaw q sumabay sa uso??

I remember,when i was 13 yta or 14,im not sure..hit ung movie na "Titanic"..nde qoh xa napanood sa moviehouse khit my ngyayaya n sken non.. To d point na inextend pa ung showing sa sinehan..(inabot yta ng 1 month mhigit showing d2 s mla,im not sure..) its like saying ,"Hey joy im giving u d opportunity na mpanood ang titanic,kea we'll extend d movie just for u.." But NAH, nde q xa tlga pinanood..and umabot pa ng 5yrs or more pa ata b4 qoh xa napnood at sa TV pa..as far as i can remember sa channel 2 un.,and God i love it sobra! un nga lang i dont have someone or any friends to share it with kc hello?? 5yrs n nkalipas and nde na xa "in"..anyways at least napanood q xa..finally..hahaha!

hmmm and now,here's Twilight...a movie bout meeting of 2 diffirent worlds..vampires and humans..nalaman q lng sa mga reviews and kwento..i had an ex kc who really loves this movie..and once,he called me "Bella" and xa daw c "Edward Cullen" and silly me nde qoh agad ngetz..i thought naaaning lang xa or my split personality..but yeah they're the main characters sa Twilight...Gulat lng me sa movie n2 ang bilis mgkaron ng sequel..and nde q lam if showing na or nde pa..here comes "New Moon" and though gusto q xa panoorin..ayaw q s lhat ung wla me idea bout d 1st movie..hmmm kea now..humanda na ang mga chicha and all dat..yeah i have a box of "ChocoMucho" here..( i bought it as a treat to myself,kc fave qoh 2ng chocz n2,kesa mgeat sa fastfood i chose it nlng over a meal) ..and i think tpos n xa mgbuffer..im gonna watch Twilight..:)

Saturday, June 13, 2009

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE


its 12pm..tanghali na and here i am..pa-sleep plng..nope im not a vampire..it just so happen na night shift n me sa work..yep gising sa gabi, tulog sa umaga..haha! anyways,though nmimiss qoh ung mga friends qoh sa dayshift..the good thing is as soon as i get hom (7am or 8am) ,i see to it n mkpagwatch ng movie before i sleep..of course with the help of www.watch-movies.net...

And speaking of movie,grabe npanood q na ang pumalit sa fave movie qoh n "Pursuit of Happiness" ..recommended ng good friend qoh n c Gary.."Slumdog Millionaire"...grabe what an excellent movie! No wonder e2 ang nanalo as Best Picture s Oscar. The kids are so adorable,especially the lil kid,Jamal , na mkahingi lng ng autograph eh ngswim sa "poo-poo"..its an eye opener den..and romantic story den..it tell about the "great love" ng guy dun sa girl..n dahil sa sobrang tagal nila nde ngkita,sumali xa sa "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" hoping that thru the show,mkikita xa ng mahal nea..clever thinking ayt..

i'll definitely watch this movie over and over again..so touching and happy ending pa..:) so time for me to sleep..my pasok pa me ng 10pm..i have to wake up ng 7pm..haist..s mga ngrerequest ng music video..ill try n isingit nlng sa sched q poh ah..patience guys! Smile:)





cute little Jamal,ngpupu-poo ng bglang dumating ang idol neang artista..hehehe!








they meet again big Jamal and
Latika..and they lived happily
ever after!:)